How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

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What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Defy Jokes More Defy Jokes

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!