What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!