What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.