What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle