What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

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What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's