What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.