What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.