What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.