Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.