Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men