Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.