Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.