Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."