Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair