Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up