Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Which dinosaur named all the others?

The Thesaurus

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What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.