Le Otard Jokes

What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

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What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What do you call a mentally handicapped lion?

a leotard

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite dessert?

Bear claaaaaarrrrrwwwwwwss!!!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Outgrow Jokes More Outgrow Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

August Jokes More August Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard