What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

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How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

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What's George Washington's favorite element?

Americium-1776

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

What would a depressed Abraham Lincoln do?

Slit the writ of habeas corpus.