What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Christopher Columbus Jokes More Christopher Columbus Jokes

How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!