One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
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He used Apple Maps.
They were all born on holidays."
None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"
A drizzly bear, of course
They get their Aaargh-On!
Because they are very scentimental.
He had a reptile dysfunction
Hiss and Hers !
A vaccation
A rebel without a gauze.
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin
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Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.