Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender