Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !