Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.