What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Rescue Jokes More Rescue Jokes

Who will be rescued?

America.

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans