Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

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Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering