When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What Pokemon gave Nintendo cancer?

Pokemon Uranium