Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.