How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.