How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.