How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

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How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."