What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...