What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.