What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle"

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

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What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE