What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!