What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!