What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.