What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

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French Jokes More French Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.