What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !