What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.