What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

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What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan