How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.