How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.