Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.