What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.