What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents."

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How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.