How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.