How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist