How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter