How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.