How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'