How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"