Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"