How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What has four wheels and flys?

A garbage truck.