How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

What has four wheels and flys?

A garbage truck.