What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.