What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.