Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

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Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice