Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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