Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

What did the retarded kid get on his IQ test?

Drool

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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Jesus may actually return some day.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner