When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

What side of a monster has more hair ?

The outside !

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess

What's the most popular game at a nursing home?

Guess who

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.