When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.