When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.