Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi"

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy