Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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What is a monster's favourite game?

A: Swallow the leader.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese