Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"