Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.