Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!