Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.