Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Would you like fries with that "

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.