Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"