Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty