Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!