Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!