Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.