Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha