In case he got a hole in one.
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
In case he got a hole-in-one!
He's a party pooper!
His homemade Bris-kit.
Garden hose.
The guy with the bulge in his sock ...
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.