How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.