They're mostly Dum Dums.
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Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
She was hit by a bus
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
Because of its fowl language.
All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
Diabetes
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Both start off as eggs.
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A: Because it was the chickens day off.
There were no roads!
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
Snowd-en
Because they were Turkish.
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