Lollipop Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

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To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Diabetes Jokes More Diabetes Jokes

What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.