Sweet Pee
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because you didn't know they had it.
Diabetes
Diabetes. Jimmy has diabetes.
Sir Lance-a-lot
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
He have diabetes
Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.
Diabetes.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!"
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
You rub them the wrong way
You can make a pet out of a snake !
asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
He was an excellent conductor
They are the path of leaf resistance.
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
10 to 1.
Straight Outta Carton.
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Thanks I needed that.
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
A Doctor.
