How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How did it work ?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What type of memory card is always laughing?

The XD card.

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What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.