When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How did spider-man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.